Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Ford makes something "useful"

Boy, am I happy that the new Ford vehicles can park themselves. Most people on the road don't know how to drive forward never mind parallel park. Thanks to Ford people will know how to control a car even less.

I’m so glad they’ve spent their hard earned money on the type of R&D that renders its customers ignorant. Well an ignorant customer is the best customer right?

It doesn’t make me feel better knowing that if Ford ends out needing a tax dollar bailout that they are going to spend that money researching useless shit like a self parking car and not an alternate fuel engine.

Let them go bankrupt. The United States will be better off without these companies. Smarter companies will come in and fill the void. Smarter companies make smarter products, which smarter customers buy making a smarter population.

I’d really like to know why Ford thinks people are going to spend the money on a feature like that.

Ford is pioneering, and the new car buyer…

…sways in the wind.